Every once in a while, Martin gets mail. But it’s not often that he gets a diploma!
Okay, on closer inspection, it’s not exactly a diploma. It’s a recruitment letter for an online college. Stratford Career Institute.
Martin can get his diploma at home in his spare time.
He needs a hobby. This is what he mostly does with his spare time.
Martin can get more respect if he goes to SCI!
He definitely doesn’t get much respect around here. (I wonder why?)
And if none of that had convinced me to pay for college for Martin… I can get a great deal if I enroll him online!
What do you think – should Martin go to college? What should he major in?