Martin stole my chair ages ago.
There was no sitting on this chair until I cleaned it off.
Today, I decided to reclaim my chair. So I busted out the vacuum and went to work.
While I was vacuuming, I noticed this. 
Oh yeah, there’s a “water” stain on the cushions.
Anyone who has a cat in the house, specifically a male cat in the house, specifically four cats in the house, knows what I thought this stain was at first.
Looking carefully, there are at least 3 different overlapping stains. Even a worse omen for the furry boys.
But, it didn’t smell like male cat pee. Or old cat pee. Or cat pee in general.
So I looked up.
Damn.
Oh yes. A wet spot on the ceiling.
Not cat pee. Roof pee.
Water, leaking through our roof.
It’s an area about 7 feet by 2 feet. And yes, it’s still damp.
Good thing it’s snowing instead of raining today! Honey, please come home soon!
OH Crap!
You can join Cris and call your insurance and get a new ceiling. Sounds good to me They don’t make buckets that long. I guess you just use plastic.
Yikes! Good luck!
HA! I just snorted out loud as I read “roof pee”. 🙂
Leah took my first response, and Ann took my second one, so I am going with “Yeah! The cats are off the hook, at least for this time!”